Week 44: The Fourth Horseman

Oh my God, if Jonas wasn’t crazy before he sure as hell is now. And I mean like flinging feces at your imaginary friends type crazy.

He thinks he is Death, of the Four Horsemen fame. I guess that is why he has donned the armor and helmet. He sits outside preaching to us about the end of the world and revelations and how he has come to put the final nail in the coffin.

“I am the horseman death … and upon a pale horse I ride … delivering damnation to those who have refused … to embrace the end of the world!”

The best part is that Jonas promises salvation to those who seek it. All they have to do is sacrifice me to him. Once that deed is done Jonas will leave and take his army of the dead with him.

Jonas doesn’t scare me and I’m not buying it. Problem is there are about 30 other people on this battleship. Once supplies start running low it won’t be long before they start listening to Jonas’ tune. That’s what scares me.